- Anti Joke

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

hey bill!

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint