- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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