how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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John Stamos.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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DESERT

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religion.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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