- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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