- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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