What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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One time i was sitting down

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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So a seal walks into a club..

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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