a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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That's what SHE said!

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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full house

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Your all fags

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Anti Joke

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