Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Bloody kids ...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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