What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Harry Styles

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

You read the Terms of Service.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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