Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Harry Styles

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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