- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

whats brown and sticky? shit

children burning

What causes floods? Too much water.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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