- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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