What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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baby seal walks into a club

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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