A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Your mom is fat

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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u jelly?

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Anti Joke

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