What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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knock knock piss off

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Fox News.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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