- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

0 + 0 = 0

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

whats long and green? weed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

this is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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