What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Womens' Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Psychics.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Charlotte Bobcats

hi will

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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