When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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