selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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