Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Jews

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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