- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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