- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

fruit salad?

She said no

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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