- Anti Joke

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Cheese stick

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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