NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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raping black women

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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