When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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