Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Bumsniffer

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Anti Joke

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