Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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