No.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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