What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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