- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

David Silberberg is gay

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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