What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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men's rights.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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