What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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your mom died.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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