- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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