What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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