Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

At least I dont have AIDS.

Womens rights !

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

u jelly?

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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