- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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