- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

BOTTOM!!!

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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