- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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