Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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learn the ropes?

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A man made a sandwich.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Hey Shea

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