Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Colby Michael Schluter

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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whats a dick a dick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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