- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's 1+1? 69.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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