Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

falling didnt make the difference

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Mormons having fun.

bryden is a faggot

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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