What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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