What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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