- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Knock Knock Not Yet

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

The Holocaust.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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