A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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ugh good riddance

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