Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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