- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

JUST KIDDING^

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

what happens every day? People die

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

No thank you, I don't like violence

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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