- Anti Joke

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

I said I hate niiggers

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

my gramma died

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

I said I hate niiggers

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

my gramma died

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.