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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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