- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

the love boat

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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