In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Sarah Palin

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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gay people

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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