a pornstar comes early to a party

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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try slamming a revolving door

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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fduck

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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