- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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