- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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