- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is not a joke. jks

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Three black men were walking...

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

poopoo

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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