Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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