Justin Bieber

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Barack Obama

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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