- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What did Delaware? A coat.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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