On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Guess what. Chicken butt.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Womens' sports

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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