how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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