- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A blind man walks into a wall.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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