- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

u suck

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

long in the tooth!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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