- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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